Sunday, March 27, 2011

Work Place Etiquette !!!!!!!!

Work place etiquette is very important to maintain a healthy and productive work environment. It is imperative that coworkers respect things that are not theirs and especially food. I bet you wondering, well did someone eat Mrstayinhislanejones’s food, of course not. (Y’all know I get hungry lol.) For example if someone did eat my food my prayer to Jesus would something like this.

 “Dear God somebody has eaten my Publix Italian sub with double meat and all the trimmings. I come to you at this weary time of hunger and tears in my eyes to ask you for a special blessing on the bacteria that is soon to take over whoever stole my sub. Lord I know that bacteria from the dark hills of Somalia will due justice and cause an unpleasant chemical reaction to teach this person a lesson. These things I ask in your name Amen.”

The morale of the story is respect other peoples belongings, and there won’t be any need for anyone to hit the send button on a prayer like this lol.

1 comment:

  1. This is such a common occurrence, esp in my workplace. Although the issue has been brought up to management, unless they actually catch the thief there isn't much that can be done. One fed up victim left a note like this on the refrigerator: "I hope whoever ate my Krystal Burgers gets THE diarrhea for three days...". I thought that was hilarious! But really if you're hungry, just ask a co worker for something to eat or change for the vending machine...don't steal ppl's food.

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